The Scoop Scoop Song

The Inside Scoop.

Scooping in action... Go me!

This has to be the most disgusting quest I have ever had to do.  Collecting poo has nothing on this.

I quote:

To grow their army, the Abyssals have planted seacap eggs in the corpses of murdered villagers.  It's.. disgusting.  I'd like to torch the beach, but the sages in Meridian want to study the eggs.  It's a lot to ask, but would you harvest them? I don't have the guts.

You don't have the guts.  So you want me.. Savior of the Planet me, to go through the guts of dead corpses, to see if they've been impregnated with eggs.

There wasn't a *fuck off you wuss* option..

So, in tribute...

Is it impregnated, I want to know
How can I tell if the eggs gonna grow
(Is it in its eyes)
Oh no, you'll be deceived
(Is it in its eyes)
Oh no that's make believe
If you wanna know if Abyssals sow, check in his corpse
(That's where it is)

Is it in his face
Oh no, that's just his former charm
In his cold embrace
Oh no, that's just his arms
If you wanna know if Abyssals sow, check in his corpse


Oh, Oh, Oh, hold him
Squeeze him tight
To find out what you want to know
If the Abyssals's planted seacap eggs
Oh, it's there in his corpse

How 'bout the way he lies
Oh no, that's not the way
You're not listening to all I say

If you wanna know if Abyssals sow, check in his corpse

(That's where it is)
Oh , oh, it's in his corpse
(That's where it is)

I say again.  Yuk.